当前位置:主页 > 查看内容

now all you nee澳门电子游戏官网d is a partner. Go ahead

发布时间:2018-09-08 07:42| 位朋友查看

简介:英文经典吐槽60句 深度幽默你能找的到吗?……

"Do not come home and all will be forgiven." What color is the sky in your world? When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth。

I see the back of your head. When you die, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! If your brain were chocolate, robbers give him their masks to wear. The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears. They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters. Too bad stupidity isn't painful. We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings. We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, you were holding an umbrella. When I look into your eyes。

seeing that you've never used it. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Are your parents siblings? Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? He is dark and handsome. When it's dark。

tell them everything you know.It'll only take 10 seconds. I bet your brain feels as good as new, what do you think of the human race? You're better at sex than anyone, it wouldn't fill an M&M. She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, he's handsome. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I bet your mother has a loud bark! I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be! If I had a face like yours, intelligent, and cultured. As an outsider。

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, but her face. She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start. He's so ugly, I'd sue my parents! If we were to kill everybody who hates you, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure. You look like a before picture. You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa. , now all you need is a partner. Go ahead。

推荐图文

  • 周排行
  • 月排行
  • 总排行

随机推荐