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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Remember the Soviet Union? If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Manliness in human form. Chuck Norris lives on a floating volcano with American Bald Eagles flying around it. Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. No matter what your mother said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
Good stuff. Nice job. I was wondering if I could send my own joke in though.